Imagine a dysfunctional Toastmasters model in which no time limit was specified for any speaker. How long would a prepared speaker speak and what would an impromptu speech entail? What if evaluators spoke longer than a prepared speaker? That’s pretty scary, right? Thankfully, Ralph Smedley ...
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A sarcastic Timer’s script with a Biblical reference
It’s a Biblical truth that there is a time for everything. And I am not even attempting to delight the Grammarian with a hyperbole here because quite literally ...
A Timer script with a wild analogy
Did you ever really have a wingman? You know the guy who’s on the inside helping you get the girl or the guy. To those of you who didn’t, you won’t have one today either. Because frankly ...
A funny Timer script on “challenging the status quo”
They say “The best things always take time.” Well in Toastmasters, we challenge the status quo. No wonder we call it a Toastmasters meeting even though we never ...
A fun script for role of Timer in Toastmasters
Time is an important element of human life. It’s so important that we willingly handcuff our wrists with devices that tell time, measure our success in vital events ...
A funny Timer script that’s not “too long”
There are only a few circumstances when the adjective “too long” brings a smile to your face. It’s good to have a car that’s “too long” may be a subway sandwich or a rope to reach the bottom of the eternal youth well. But in most cases, “too long” invites the sad emoji face. Think about ...
A Timer’s introduction script in Toastmasters
Oscar Wilde has said “Punctuality is the thief of time.” Fellow Toastmasters, the only other instance where you can be a proud thief is when you steal someone’s heart. While that’s a ...
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