TM Lucas is either a professional speaker or has a lot of professional speakers in his club in Calgary. This script for the role of Ah Counter looks like a joke that evolved when a bunch of them where chilling at a bar. Take a look at what they came up with.
RELATED: How to do the role of Ah Counter?

Imagine an alternate world where speakers were paid on the basis of number of words spoken just like content writers are paid on number of words written. In such a world, every contract would have one clause “filler words are not counted as words.” Because nobody ever benefits from ah, umm, you know etc. We are not living in such a world but seeing how unwanted they are, it’s still a great idea to get rid of them. So as the Counter today, I will keep track of all such words used during the meeting and I will present this report at the end so that you know what to get rid of.
RELATED: How to present the Ah Counter Report?
Thank you so much TM Lucas for this submission.
We here at mymeetingroles.com are creating a pool of scripts / ideas for various roles in Toastmasters. If you have any ideas, please share with us here or email us at hello@mymeetingroles.com
For more ideas to introduce yourself as the Ah Counter, click here.