Here is a brilliant last minute script for the role of Ah Counter by TM Michael from London. Michael has wonderfully infused humor in this script and pleaded his club members to volunteer for the role next time. Read his submission below.
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Being in the executive committee bestows untold privileges upon you. Just today, we had no one to fill in for the role of ah counter and so I stood up as the filler. Which is a bizarre co incidence as the role involves counting of filler words. Anyways I will keep a track of filler words such as Ah, umm, err, you know, etc. used by you in the speeches today. I will help you in avoiding these filler words by sharing my report at the end of the meeting and in return I hope you will help me avoid being the filler by volunteering next time.
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Thank you so much TM Michael for this submission.
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