Wanna add spice to your role as a GE? Nobody likes listening to criticism anyways. And if it’s presented in a boring and dull manner, it might be an even bigger turn off.
Here is an introduction speech for your role as a GE that has some spice built into it. Check it out.

Good morning everyone. I am your General Evaluator today. I was sitting back there and thinking about my role today simultaneously evaluating the SAA and the President. I realized that a General Evaluator is the most self-obsessed person in the meeting. He looks at every person on the stage to find faults and thinks “Well I can do better than him.” A GE is so narcissist that he might even look at a timer and say “hell, I can keep time better than him.” In a gist, my role as a GE is to look at every person and suggest how I might have done their role better than them.
Assisting me in this task is a team of supplementary evaluators whom we have given a very cute name – the TAG team
At this point, introduce your TAG team.
Was that spicy enough? Let us know.